The Risk Factor

My friends in the UK alerted me to this amazing story and accompanying footage involving the newly discovered species of flying penguins that the BBC released yesterday.

I have been told by sources in the Pentagon that both the BBC and the British government are catching heat from the US Air Force, however, for disclosing the existence of the penguins, which have amazing stealth characteristics and a fantastic ability to generate power from a small wing surface.

Unofficial word is that the British version of the multi-nation F-35 Joint Strike Fighter under-development will be soon be named the Flying Penguins.